The Timmy Lens!!

I gotta buy me one of these lenses! - DE

New from Sony: The "Timmy Lens" by Carl Zeiss, the world leader in camera optics ... a lens that does the hard work for you! There is NO need to focus (Timmy!!!), adjust for low-light conditions, or even apply post-processing Photoshop filters... the Timmy Lens does it all for you! Timmy!!! And don't worry anymore about bringing a tripod; the Timmy Lens will blur ANY photo automatically, and even turn those troublesome in-focus pictures upside-down and cut off your subject's head! Timmy!!! With the Timmy Lens, there's no need to memorize ridiclous f/stops and shutter speeds that require knowledge arcane symbols like f3.5 or of fractions such as "1/60" (really, are you a human calculator?!). In fact, there's only one setting you need to know: "Timmy Priority" or Tp. Tp Mode will set your shutter and aperture at random, changing to a new Tp after each picture is taken.

Now available for all dSLR cameras at a retailer near you... And if you don't have a Sony dSLR camera, don't worry: you can hold this lens in Standalone Mode and make a "clicking" noise with your tongue and pretend you have a real camera! Timmy!!!! The Timmy Lens will take the "pro" out of your professional photography.

Suggested MSRP: $1,199.99.